dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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