No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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