those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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