Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
tell me about the eggs
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