i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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