Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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