The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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