I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Randomize
