I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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