I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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