playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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