too bad you live with your parents still
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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