i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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