doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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