drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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