he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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