I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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