and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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