This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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