i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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