At least make sure they are 18
Why
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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