are you still at the devil's house?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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