So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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