Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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