bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
