do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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