She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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