im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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