youre lurking in front of me
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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