wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
This baby is an asshole
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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