Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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