:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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