The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
how drunk are you?
Several
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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