One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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