Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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