Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm eating all of the evidence.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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