i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
