Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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