There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The maid of honor just puked.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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