No, you can still breathe under the balls.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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