Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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