It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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