Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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