I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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