i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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