Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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