I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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