its not stalking. its research.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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