How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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