I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We are two peas in an std pod
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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