in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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