i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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