PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
