Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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