They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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