It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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