walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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