There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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